Understand more about Singapore !!!

Nothing to blog today but I got a funny email from Rene today. Decided it might be a good idea to post it here for my readers especially those from Singapore or stay in Singapore.

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In Singapore, the majority of us live in /Highly Dangerous
Buildings/ ( HDB ) and most people have already got used
to /Paying and Paying/ ( PAP ).

Not only do you have to pay, you /Pay Until Bankrupt/ ( PUB ).
If that's not enough, somebody still /Purposely Wants to Dig/
( PWD ) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the /Money Only
Environment/ ( MOE )? With the current /Mad Accounting System/
( MAS ), you are forced to /Pay the Sum Ahead/ ( PSA ),
which will leave some people
/Permanently Owing Some Banks/ ( POSB ).
And forced to live on the /Loan
Techniques Always/ ( LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a
/Money Operating Hospital /( MOH ), you might be able to
use your /Cash Prior to Funeral/( CPF ) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who /Never
Use Heart/ ( NUH ) to treat you, and you will be
/Sure to Give up Hope/( SGH ).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay
/Cash On Expressway/ ( COE ). If that doesn't help, they can always
/Eternally Raise Prices/ ( ERP ) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a
/Mad Rush to the Train/ ( MRT ), or get squashed in a bus
/Side By Side/ ( SBS ).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places
we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go
because it has become
/So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually/
( SENTOSA )!!!